Pterodactuality.

pokemonmasterkimba: trishna87: sractheninja: watchtheskytonigh...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:31:48 -0700

trishna87:

sractheninja:

watchtheskytonight:

The Morning Star

HOLY COW THE EDITING QUALITY

My eyes do not know what to do with this.

They are confused.

Looks like Sam with grayscale. NOW I KNOW WHY THE WILDLINGS FEAR IT

i love all of your stories like wow i want to be friends with you. please come off anon and shoot me...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:33:54 -0700

i love all of your stories like wow i want to be friends with you. please come off anon and shoot me a message so we can chat and be bffs 5ever because y’all are actually really coooool. //UwU//

I suppose this isn't too embarrassing, but it was for me. The first time I ever made out with anyone I was curious about what it looked like, (I also wasn't too clear on kissing rules) and I just kept my eyes open the whole time and stared at them. Eventually they squinted and noticed what I was doing and I'm sure it looked very strange. They immediately stopped and asked me what I was doing. Awkward silence followed.

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:28:58 -0700

ahaaaa i once dated someone who always kept their eyes open when they kissed. it was a bit off-putting. but hey, kissing is weird and weird stuff happens and it’s a part of the whole experience.

(hint: they are a fan of the so far two released films and excited for the third film in the Cornetto Trilogy, as am I)

thedoctorloves replied to your post: And so the cock, ashamed of what his life had degraded to,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:49:40 -0700

thedoctorloves replied to your post: And so the cock, ashamed of what his life had degraded to, decided to cross the road, into on-coming traffic. He didn’t stand a chance. But still, no one knows what pushed him over the edge, leaving the inevitable question, why did the chicken cross the road?

I’m gonna use this one day and it will be beautiful

i don’t even know what you would use this for??? like it’s not a pick-up line??? at best it’s a morbid and generally unfunny joke??? you could maybe use it to clear out a room or kill a conversation??

And so the cock, ashamed of what his life had degraded to, decided to cross the road, into on-coming traffic. He didn't stand a chance. But still, no one knows what pushed him over the edge, leaving the inevitable question, why did the chicken cross the road?

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:44:03 -0700

arthur i really think you need to go to bed

So what'd you think of the brotp???????????

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:42:42 -0700

So male swim suits have a nasty habit of clinging to you once you get out of the water. One time I was at a pool, and having seen an attractive girl swim by I became a little aroused as people do. I forgot about that nasty habit that swim suits have and pulled myself out of the pool. As soon as I stood up I realized my mistake. Clearly visible to God and every offended parent at the pool was my erection as the suit clung skin tight to me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:42:03 -0700

i love all these penis problems y’all are having

like just freakin’ hilarious. external genitalia is legit problematic and it’s great.

(hint: gamer guy)

Also, By the Power of Greyskull! Prince Adam no! And he becomes a sloth. Hahahahahaha! You can never defeat me He-Man, as a deadly sin! He-Man-Sloth wastes no time as he crawls up Skeletor's leg and slowly rips into his femur, destroying everything on the way in. Well shit. Skeletor dies and He-Sloth becomes the hero of Eternia. The End

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:38:33 -0700

yeah okay i guess that counts

(hint: they followed me first)

I know but it's late I felt like writing about my canon brotp

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:34:24 -0700

"Alright. So this'll help you then?" "Of course, now just move to the side a bit and turn on a light for God's sake." "What a stupid project," he thought, "having to study the anatomy of the other sex. Must make her right uncomfortable." "Can you hurry up? I'm starting to get cold," Ptero whispered to the computer. "Yeah, sorry," 85-percent said, distracted while writing down his notes, "well let's hope teach doesn't have a fit." "Well that's all you need for studying?" "Yeah." "Night." "Night."

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:33:38 -0700

OH MY FUCKING

If you want crack here's your fucking crack ""Are you sure it's alright?" She was whispering because she knew it was too late at night to be trying something like this. "Yeah, all I need is a clear look at you." He needed it. He needed her. He just couldn't help it anymore. "Alright... Here goes." And it was off, lying on the floor, next to an old pile of clothes that she had taken off just this afternoon. "Are they? Well, can you see them alright?" "Yes. Your breasts look just fine."" (Oooooh!)

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:28:58 -0700

that’s not crack… that’s smut?

arthur. do you even know what crack is?

I just can't believe you didn't figure it out I mean holy shit Ptero it's all in like the first two sentences laughing uncomfortably loud

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:26:37 -0700

i wAS HOPING FOR A CROSSOVER WITH DRAG QUEEN SAILOR MOON

it can be both you know, crack and moulin rouge

but YOU JUST GAVE ME ONE

THE ONE I DIDN’T ASK FOR

Well I'll finish it since I'm the one who anoned it and my anon doesn't seem to go through. "and elegance. She came up to me, and I was to enamored to know what I had said as I watched her walk off. "She has it in for you!" I heard, "She likes ya, boy!" Little did they know that I loved her. And little did I know that in only a few weeks time, I would be calling this stage my home and that that was only the first of many nights I would be spending at the Moulin Rouge."

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:53 -0700

fucking aJSNCISAD

I ASKED FOR CRACK NOT MOULIN ROUGE

Did you do the windy thing? 'Cause you just blew me away!

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:18:26 -0700

//UwU// haha that was a good one.

so when i was a young girl my (father, took me into the city, to see a marching band) grandmother had a pretty expansive garden in which she grew a bunch of dill. dill is a favorite food of the caterpillars that turn into black swallowtail butterflies. so my grandma used to let me take home all the caterpillars i found. which was a lot. so i would visit her three or four days out of the week and each day take home about 10-15 caterpillars. and i would keep them and feed them dill and give them water. i put about two or three in each extra large jar and then in groups they would turn into butterflies, about 40 or so at a time. my mom put nets in front of the kitchen and bathroom as well as over our beds but we would keep each group for a day or two and then let them out of our 2 bedroom apartment. it was the most magical part of my childhood.

Hey where's the rest of that story anon was telling?

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:05:41 -0700

i don’t know but i want the rest of my magical late 1800’s drag queen crack fic :(

In great irony . . . (is it irony? . . . whatever) in great irony, the same suitmate walked in my me about to masturbate only about a week after I walked in on him. I though our joining door was locked but it clearly wasn't. I had my hand way too deep in my pants to be any other activity when they came in. I quickly shut my laptop but he knew, we both knew what had just happened. He left, never saying a word, and we never talked about either of our shared experiences again.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:04:54 -0700

y’all had a door that LOCKS??? like how does this keep happening??? this is sounding like bad college AU fanfic like

i’m starting to ship it a little

(hint: guess who watches community)

Taking a piss in my batman onesie pajamas as a kid and these were the ones with the zipper down the middle. Finish up and zip up only to get my penis trapped within the menacing clutches of my zipper. I the. Go running out of the bathroom crying and screaming in pain straight to the living room. Mother was hosting her bible study that morning. All I saw were a sea of confused and disgusted middle aged fundamentalist women. End.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:42 -0700

you brave brave soul. like damn.

(hint: they have facial hair)

you all should thank shocktastic because they are racking up the hints. the rest of you are falling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:58:09 -0700

you all should thank shocktastic because they are racking up the hints. the rest of you are falling behind. in fact, i’m limiting shocktastic’s hints. they can still give me pick-up lines but instead they just get stories about when i was a runt.

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:55:34 -0700

untilyoubeggedformercytwice:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

Have you captchalogued my heart? Because it's yours now~

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:54:18 -0700

No but you captchalogued it.

now let’s fight for dominance.

(hint: they like adventure time)