player playlist Pterodactuality.

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

tassledown:

austro-nesian:

yellowxperil:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Burn Baby Burn: Occupied Palestine

U.S. imperialism funds and arms the apartheid Israeli occupation of Arab lands.

gotta reblog a burning flag every once in a while to keep the white liberals away

"But burning the flag is disrespectful!!"

Ya. Disrespectful? Talk to me about respect when your country either supports another nations occupation of another or in which your own country occupies another nation no scratch that, other nations or are trying to. Using drones on innocent people, families. Setting up military bases and drills in another nation and involving the people whose lands you are occupying who have nothing to do with you and don’t want you there. About your on going U.S. imperialism.

Ya. Respect alright.

Respect is earned, not given. 

Burning a flag is a sign something is wrong, not sacrilege.

Deal with it, peeps.

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

mallardaise:

Good Omens Fancast 

Aziraphale // Richard Ayoade
Crowley // Sendhil Ramamurthy
Anathema Device // Oona Chaplin
Newton Pulsifer // Colin Morgan
Shadwell // Dylan Moran

This post was the most perfect Aziraphale & Crowley casting headcanon I’ve seen and it got me thinking about my Good Omens fancast again! (WIP)
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» "Please, stop talking": A Masterpost.

yagamie:

A collection of quotes from men in the reboot Star Trek creative team, that will most likely make you cringe.

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kimmiexsweetie:

Lupita Nyong’o Named People’s Most Beautiful Woman!

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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madcarnival:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING

oH MY GOD WATCH THIS

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

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inkytomes:

That feeling when you play a videogame where you treat your teammates like a decent person and then suddenly you’re in a relationship with them.

glasshammers:

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE

this is so wild

klefable:

ghosts & fairies

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dirkfromstatefarm:

The rage aspect: most tied to the emotion of anger

TIME

VOID

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

princeowl:

the clarence pilot is a masterpiece 

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